Situated a mere millionth of a light year from the inescapable maw of CQX-1173, the Event Horizon is the latest in high-concept dining experiences!

Join us in exhilarating high-speed orbit, protected by the highest standard of ionising radiation shielding and a guaranteed zero-spaghettification policy.

While you’ve been transitioning from lightspeed, our chefs have been preparing the finest ingredients this side of the Carina nebula.

Our vegetables are grown in 100% terrestrial soils, with a wide-spectrum gastrointestinal profile suitable for 95% of populated worlds, while our meats are cured through close proximity to the Schwarzchild radius. Once they’ve been recovered from their highly irregular orbits, you can taste the singularity in every bite.

Of one thing you can be sure: at the Event Horizon, gravity’s pull always comes second to the lure of our dessert menu!