Are you Adventurous and Outgoing? Do you long for an Experience that will Fundamentally Alter your Perspective?

Here at Great & Small Vacations, we’re dedicated to making the most of your Annually Mandated Vacation Weekend.

Our team of autonomous experience designers will work with you - and despite you - to craft a forty-eight hour odyssey you’ll be sure to recall for the rest of the year!

As our Prey-level package - eligible for all four major CorpScrip pseudocurrencies - we can offer an exciting Consciousness Transfer experience:

• Be a Shieldbug!

• Experience the web of life beneath the leaf litter of one of our three protected forest acres!

• Scuttle on your Belly; share the joy of Having Mandibles; flee larger, more well-equipped Predators!

• Wallow in the thrill of Being Hunted, with no* risk to your physical body!

Ah, I see your discerning gaze resting on our Executive-level packages. Got a little more Bite to you, I see? You want to be a Big Mantis in a Small Tank**?

• Snap! the head off gnats who may (or may not) be your subordinates.

• Rend! the fragile flesh of your Prey.

• Know! that GSV holds no records which could be used to hold you accountable for your behaviour.

At Great and Small Vacations, we believe in Bugs, not Features!